Jeez, This Guy is Trying Real Hard

Author: Climberism Dave has a list of obscene and otherwise annoying nicknames from his degenerate friends. All of them arise from his last name, Crothers, (do your best). He eventually accepted Cruthas, which also created a web of nicknames that would humiliate even the most enduring. Aside from his last name, "Cruthas" likes listening to pop. You can usually find his beat-up-suby radio tuned into a pop station, bumping the latest Taylor Swift. Most his friends hate riding with him and his road raging temper. He also likes Chris Sharma, anything pink, and doesn't have much money in the bank...